nahthatsnotveryraven:

what kind of animal do i have to sacrifice to the makeup gods to be good at liquid eyeliner

amoying:

when canadians laugh are they amoosed?

• me: wow this character is really hot
• me: i wonder what they would look like beaten up and bruised and shackled and with a head injury and confused and scared and helpless

petit-ouji:

[AGGRESSIVELY PROCRASTINATES FOR THREE HOURS ON SOMETHING THAT COULD HAVE BEEN FINISHED IN 30 MINUTES]

krvsty:

yeah boyfriends are pretty cool but have u ever heard of chocolate fountains

merriamwebsterdictionary:

reasons why winter is better than summer:

• little to no insects (◕‿◕✿) 
• sweaters all the time (◠△◠✿)
• the air is nice and fresh smelling (◡‿◡✿)
• sometimes it snows and you get out of school \(◕‿◕✿)/
• snow is pretty (´･ω･`)
• no pollen (▰˘◡˘▰) 
• it gets darker faster so theres more nighttime and more time to look at the stars (ᅌᴗᅌ* )
• everything is dead just the way i like it (⊙‿⊙✿)

Fact. 

factssphere:

Fact: Canadians do not have any internal organs. They actually have very soft stuffing. This is because it makes them nicer to cuddle and also if someone wishes to punch them, their soft stuffing won’t hurt their attackers hands.